Honeys of the Year 2015

1. Pearl Liaison from RuPaul's Drag Race, for being sickening




2. Oscar Isaac, for having the highest handsomeness to talent ratio in 2015




3. Carlos Acosta, for retiring at his most bae




4. Big Sean, because, bless him, you don't need to be the best rapper when you're the hottest rapper




5.  Jérémie Elkaïm, for being hot when he shouldn't be in Marguerite et Julien




6. Alexander Skarsgard, for being hot when he shouldn't be in Diary of a Teenage Girl




7. Sufjan Stevens, for being the hottest and only person to make the best album this year




8. Deray McKesson, for being the hot face of Black Lives Matter activism




9. Dustin Brown, for services to tennis sexiness 




10. Tamal Ray from the Great British Bake Off, for being lovely and pretty while making cakes 











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