Things I Would Rather Do Than Go To The Cinema To Watch Kingsman 2
Follow Lin-Manuel Miranda on Twitter Go to a meat restaurant and dare some male friends to order the big meat platter too if they're man enough, the one with all the ribs and wings Sit my not-quite-3-year-old son down for a chat about how the world is actually quite a terrible and terrifying place, and I'm not sure what I'm doing, and he has to understand that I'm making it all up as I go along, and I don't have the answers, he can't rely on me, he has to question everything, do you hear me, everything Have another crack at Infinite Jest Do my work commute on my knees, arriving at 10.47 with bloodied trousers and a winning smile Go on Carpool Karaoke and do Hotline Bling, and then find out that Drake is a surprise guest, and then do One Dance and high-five each other See my complete Grindr interactions hacked and uploaded onto an easily accessible Tumblr with amusing captions for the photos 100 press-ups in a London park, very early in the morning, abov