People who would have done a better job as guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race than Geri Halliwell
- Any of the other Spice Girls - Anyone who auditioned for the Spice Girls but didn't make it - Anyone from All Saints - Anyone from any other girl band ever - Any Mitford sister - Michael Portillo - Elena Ferrante - My five year old - My two year old - My dad - Everybody else I know - The character 'Bubble' from Absolutely Fabulous - The Damn Daniel boys - Any teenager - My ex-colleague Ivan who worked in Business Development and enjoyed golf - Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Francis Ford Coppola - Gemma Collins - Mary Berry - David Attenborough - The ghost of Victoria Wood - Anybody from Eastenders - Anybody from Coronation Street - Simon Cowell - Simon Callow - Simon Cowley, whom I have just looked up and is apparently a former Australian breaststroke swimmer - Simone Culley, whom I have just looked up and is a head teacher in Detroit - Cat Bin Lady - That guy who got interviewed on the BBC that one time because they mistook him for their intervie...